Red Dress

2010 McLeod Ganj, India

E								   A

She wore a red dress on the Bhagsu Road

She wore a red dress on the Bhagsu Road

She wore a red dress on the Bhagsu Road

            B

And all the Boys...

                    E

Wanna take her back home!







She met a Ghadi by the name of Stu

Said he knew just what to do

Showed her a big diamond ring

And she said, Stu..

That's not my thing!



Was a Buddhist said he'd show her the way

Take her to the mountain one day.

Contemplate the Universe

And she said son...

That make me feel worse!



Was a hippie used to play some guitar

In the past that always got him real far

When the red dress walked down the street

Well that hippie...

Hippie lost his beat!



E              A :\





She wore a red dress on the Bhagsu Road

She wore a red dress on the Bhagsu Road

She wore a red dress on the Bhagsu Road

And all the boys...

Wanna take her back home!



Was a Punjabi with muscles galore

Said he knew what that red dress was for.

She smiled when he flexed his shirt.

Then he left him...

Left him crawlin' in the dirt!



Was a cricketer who passed in July

Once made a movie star cry

Told the red dress he'd get her a ticket

But she said, stud...

You're my tenth wicket!



She wore a red dress on the Bhagsu Road

She wore a red dress on the Bhagsu Road

She wore a red dress on the Bhagsu Road

And all the boys...

Wanna take her back home! (abrupt end~)