North Roseburg Lama

2000 Karol Bagh (Delhi), India

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                   G            D            A
Well I'm dumb as a post but I'm smarter than most
E            G         D
Ain't really much of a point
E                G           D      A
Just an ordinary man, do whatever I can
E                    G          D
Unless of course I'm smoking a joint


I think I'm real cool others call me a fool
Ain't for me to decide
Got me a job, they don't pay me a lot
Fills us all up with pride

Sometimes I dance when there's ants in my pants
Usually comes when I'm drunk
Sometimes I smoke a big ol' pile of dope
Makes me feel like a hunk

Chorus:


D                               A              E
So take your best shot, hope it makes you feel good
          D                  A
'Cause it don't mean shit to me
        D                      A        E
Whether I win or lose, in the morning I snooze
        D                   A
And my mem'ry drains when I pee


Sometimes it hurts when they call me a jerk
But everybody needs to drink
I buy 'em a shot, doesn't cost me a lot
That friendship's hard to sink

My wife is a bore other's call her a whore
Ain't done her in a year
Got me a squeeze kinda looks like my niece
Tells me she thinks she's queer

Got two kids I know, maybe one from a ho
They fit in the back of my truck
I take 'em to the pool, miltfs think I'm cool
Gives me all kinds of luck

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So say what you may I'm the same every day
Be that way till my death
I'll just drink a Bud, agree I'm a dud
Drown my sorrows in crystal meth

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             E
And I always peeeeeeee